nsrrenard:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO REPLY TO SOMEONES POST JOKINGLY AND SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH THEM BUT YOU’RE REALLY NOT SURE IF THEY’D TAKE IT AS A JOKE OR NOT CAUSE YOU DON’T REALLY TALK BUT YOU’VE GOT THIS NICE LITTLE MUTUAL FOLLOW THING GOING FOR YOU SO YOU STARE AT THE REPLY AND QUICKLY DELETE IT AND THROW YOURSELF TO THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL

• i get walked into in the hall: sorry
• i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
• i get pushed against the wall: sorry
• i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
• i get pushed out the window: sorry
• i get run over by a car: sorry
• i get murdered: sorry

• my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
• me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
• me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

demycrawley:

what annoys me the most on the fact that I live in a place where English is not the first language is that I have tons of amazing lines in English that would fit perfectly in certain kinds of conversations but I can’t fucking use them because no one would understand

constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet

• me all the time: what am i even doing

don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a fat, ugly, anti-social, internet addicted freak like me

colfricans:

whenever something happens in my life i imagine how i’ll talk about it in interviews when i’m famous

dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

nightlockets:

can all of tumblr just form a new pop band called no direction because look at our lives 

staaaywithme:

same